i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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