he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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