what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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