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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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