Well apparently he's into motor boating.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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