Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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