UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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