Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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