White coat. Heels.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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