You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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