After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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