So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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