Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
