Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i dont even know how to be here
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
