Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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