im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
