Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
