Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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