lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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