never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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