so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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