My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Congratulations! We have a period
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