Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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