I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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