Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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