No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
