Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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