Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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