Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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