like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So. Much. Porn.
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