dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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