He is an equal opportunity slut.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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