is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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