we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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