I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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