big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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