What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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