i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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