it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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