just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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