Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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