question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's get the cat blown out
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