I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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