Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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