May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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