I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
