new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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