Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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