i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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