I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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