The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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