Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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